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1. A period of self-pleasure, masturbation, or sexual practice involving ones hand that lasts over the Christmas period. Usually performed by men who hate christmas, and their wives. 2. Shaking your curled fist at a motorist, swearing, and questioning their sexual preference, over the Christmas period. Can also be told to Police Officers.
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