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A person who is often described with such other terms as "dirty", "gay", "scum" and so on.

Generally pretends to like football in order to look like a "big man" or "sound c*nt" around his/her mates. The difficulty being of course that the team they support, Hibs FC, doesn't actually provide that service, preferring instead to provide their "fans" with a 90-minute horror show which showcases a lack of skill, talent and finesse.

Fortunately for the hibbies, they are usually so thick that they think they see flair, and they can continue their delusions of actually supporting a [football team] instead of watching an hour and a half long display of something which is a disgrace to all [professional] sport, not least the SPL.

Utterly failing over many, many years to win anything big.

A Hibs fan is more than often to be found hanging around the Leith area of Edinburgh, an area which is generally described as a "slum". After a hibby reaches a certain age, usually about 35-40, they [will] start to spend less and less time in the MFI flatpack stadium of easter road and more time on the benches on [the streets] of Leith, newspaper over the face, [sleeping off] that morning's superlager binge and soaked in their own urine/faecal matter like stanton.

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