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A bowel movement whereby the poop leaves behind an intense [burning sensation] as it exits the anus. The [burning sensation] exhibited on the rectum is the key symptom of a Log Burner, as the actual poop (the Log Burner) can vary widely in color, viscosity, shape, odor and texture. Log Burners often present themselves after a person consumes a spicy meal. Log Burners are a common [affliction] among people of European origin who sometimes consumes Indian, Mexican or Caribbean food. Sufferers usually describe the feeling as if their butthole was engulfed in flames.
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