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A funnier/sleazier way of saying "no condom." Option: You pretend to roll it on, like in those Trojan Ecstasy commercials where the dude with the [white gloves] pantomimes [putting on] a condom when [there is nothing] there. If you are drunk enough, the next morning you might have actually tricked yourself into believing that you wore a condom.
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