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The calculation of the trajectory of ones [ejaculatory] fluid upon discharge. Measurement includes height, distance, viscosity, striking force, and blast radius. Exact calculations are to be made not directly after the act in question, but the day [after the fact], so that one may tell his bros about said act in mild [exaggeration], without himself knowing that it was less impressive than he was led to believe.
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