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A guy was watching over his kid for nightly prayers. The kid says, "Goodnight mommy, daddy, grandpa, and goodbye grandma." [The next day] the grandma dies. The guy thinks this is really weird. That night, the kid says "Goodnight mommy, daddy, and goodbye grandpa" The next day the grandpa dies. The father is like this is really weird. That night the kid says, "Goodngiht mommy, and goodbye daddy." The father freaks. He's all like [I'm gonna die]. So the next day he goes to work really slowly and carefully, and is nice to everyone at work. [at the end of the day], he drives home really carefully and collapses into a chair. He says," Honey, can you get me a cup of coffee? I've had a really bad day. She says YOU'VE had a bad day! I found the mailman dead on the doorstep!
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