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Someone who (if nature had their way) would look ugly. But, as a result of using various methods (cosmetics, diet etc) they manage to achieve an average or above on a scale of [attractiveness]. Way to Spot a Polished Turd: 1. Give the person a score out of 10 for [attractiveness]. 2. Then, work out their beauty product score by looking in their medicine cabinet and counting how many beauty products they have, divide that number by 3 (rounding to the closest whole number). 3. Take their beauty product score away from their score out of 10 for [attractiveness]. If the person scores below 5, they are officially a polished turd. Example of a Polished Turd: Tori Spelling when she starred in, the 2003 made-for-TV film, 'A Christmas Carol' and looked relatively OK.
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