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The hand a person, generally male, uses to operate a computer to browse [pornography], whilst [masturbating] with the other. This is to avoid the spread of anything from the genitals to the mouse and keyboard. The hand in question will ideally never touch the genitals, and can therefore be used to click a [computer mouse], or type on a keyboard, whilst keeping the desk and computer area as hygenic as possible.
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