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The 'tardle shell' is the turtleshell-like tiny backpack so frequently seen on the [morbidly obese] and [mentally challenged] folks in our society. You often see heavy set people with these backpacks, which have two straps (usually black and/or thin, corded). These straps go around the shoulders to hold the tardle shell in place [in the middle] of the back. The name 'tardle shell' comes from 'turtle shell' and 'retard', since often those called 'retards' wear these backpacks like shells.
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