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Twilosis is a disease that makes the person irrational and psychotic when talking of any sort of [black book] with white and red things on it. SYMPTOMS: (1). Talking about anyone named Edward or Robert (2). Wearing a shirt that has a line from the movie/book Twilight (3). Pale or fat To rid your friend of Twilosis: (1). Take any book that you find in their backpack/home called Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse or [Breaking Dawn] and burn them. (2). Place [your head] on their chin, their head and twist as hard as you can. (3). Tell them that this Edward person isn't real. (They might turn into a Twitard if you do this)
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