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After a night on the razz and acquiring a set of [beer goggles], you pull a right munter and take her back to yours for a damn good seeing to. Clothes come off and before [you know it] she's gobbling away. She asks for a bit of oral anal rimming, and due to wanting to get rid of the taste of the digusting Chicken Vindaloo you had [on the way back], you agree. On parting her arse crack you are greeted by an incredibly hairy arse crack (she is probably of Germanic origin) and she has a severe case of Piles and her hole has ballooned to look like a large truffle!
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