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The wooly worm is seen as the result of not being choosy enough when wanking. The scenario is that you fancy a posh wank but have no condoms. Instead you decide to use a sock but unfortunatly choose one made from 100% Pure Wool. After "[doing the deed]" into the sock and removing your phallus, you find that fibres from the inside of the sock have mixed with the love juice and have now coated the one-eyed [trouser snake] in a [sticky hairy] coating making it look like a Wooly Worm. No matter how hard you scrub, you'll be finding sock coloured hairs under your foreskin for days after (subject to not being Jewish)
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