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One who runs out of lotion so he proceeds to use colgate whitening [tooth paste] to [masturbate]. After doing this he then realizes the minty sensation that was so great in his mouth burnt [the shit out of] his dick. Poison control should be notified and if lucky they wont cut off your cock.
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