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To be a "Douche Bag Dave" is to be totally ignorant towards anything in the world that means anything important. A person who fits this [description] will say things like "can I fist your [girlfriend]" and will believe anything you tell them until they go look for what it was and finds out that you were [fucking with] them, and yet finds it funny.
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