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One who tips tea. A species of monkey that enjoys pursuing members of the [opposite sex] that belong to a different species. A law enforcer who was shot, stabbed, sodomized, and left to crawl on all fours to visit a nearby friend for [assistance] and a few free brewskis. A pedophile who never actually engages in pedaphilia, but sometimes looks through Sears Catalogues in hopes of viewing photos of children at play. A meal so large that when served prevents beverages being placed on the same table. A balding junior-highschool teacher who seemed to consume nothing but cigarette butts and tea. One who consumes tea [purposefully] spilled into the anus, vagina, mouth, or ears of someone else. A yet-uninvented salad dressing.
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