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A fart cushion is a pillow used to muffle the sound of a fart, much in the same way that in movies pillows are sometimes used as makeshift gun silencers by assassins. In a situation where the sound of a fart is deemed [inappropriate] or [embarassing], one might grab the nearest available cushion, press it tightly against the buttocks and release the [intestinal] gasses. It should be noted that a fart pillow will generally not mask the smell of a fart, even though it will absorb some of it.
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