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Bum-Conkers or Bonkers are lumps of dried up faeces, missed during the wiping process that are [attached] to the ends of the bum hair. Bonkers are the largest of all bum [hair turd], [the scale] being : Winnets , Clinkers , Dangle-berries , Clag-nuts and Bonkers .
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