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(also haironautic, haironautical) Elaborately and clearly artificially sculpted hairstyles that require a degree in [engineering] to create and maintain, and that in some cases could carry the wearer aloft were it not for the pounds of product required to achieve them. Found most commonly at weddings. As an [adjective], used to describe the products and tools required to [accomplish] these hair arrangements that appear to defy the laws of physics. Antonym: hairgonomics
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