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A classification of fart that is so bad that it may very well be a [weapon of mass destruction] (WMD). Types of Ass Bombs include but are not limited to: Nuclear Fart- Extremely loud and can fill a room in seconds. If you hear one hide under your desk in the fetal position to minimize bodily harm. [Silent But Deadly] (SBD)- As the name suggest, this comes with a silencer. The range is [randomized] but either way your are screwed. Great for a farting gift. The Biochem- The best part about this one is it stays in one area at a certain altitude. The ASSassin- Get it? Ass? Anyway at the expense of only being affective at pointblank, this can clean metal.
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