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There is only one known Dickfoot in existence. As a result of an [unsuccessful] science experiment, a hybrid between a human dick and foot was created (the balls are also attached). It lives, breathes, and is most notorious for its rabid, [disgusting] smell. If you happen to come across this horrid mutation, follow these steps: 1. Light a match (it smells). 2. Poor gasoline all around you. 3. [Throw the match] on the gasoline. 4. Run like hell. Also, beware of the Dickfoot Cheese trails it leaves behind, they are highly toxic, and may be fatal if swallowed.
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