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The definition of floon has been officially redefined as of January 24, 2009. floon is an acronym of the 5 characteristics that are consistent among all Michael Jackson haters… F: F*cking slow as hell L: Liars. They compulsively lie about everything. O: Obnoxious. O: Oblivious. They're completely oblivious to the truth about the King, and choose to stay that way. N: Naive. Lacking good judgment, the floon will believe anything read in the tabloids.
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