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a disease that infects mostly males. however, rare cases have been discovered among females. males who have been infected are generally known as douchebags. females, likewise, are known as douchebaguettes. symptoms: smart-ass comments at [inappropriate] times, lack of a [significant] amount of brain cells, sexual urges with people you just met, sexual urges with people you've always known, sexual urges with old people, a constant need of multiple sexual partners, a constant demand for sexual favors at [inappropriate] times, a need to publicly talk about recent sexual acts, a need to publicly provide evidence of recent sexual acts, and of course a blatant disregard for the feelings of the "partner-of-the-moment". also, rare cases of herpes have indirectly resulted from this wide-spread disease.
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