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If you're a gold digger, cheater, flirt with random chicks, and are fake to those who love you, wear a lot of jewelry, love the outdoors, smoke pot, be fat, and cry when your [girlfriend] dumps you because of selfish intentions all at the same time, then you are an ALFONS. ALFONS was taken from a first [impression] given by some Polish people in the [Philippines]. Some can be found in rural or urban places. (e.g. makati ave., baguio, etc.)
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