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An exercise executed to avoid [embarrassment] whilst going to the loo in a place where a large, and/or loud poo may be released, and consequently heard by others. A large amount of loo paper (sometimes a towel) is held directly underneath the bottom of the seated [individual] currently on the loo. Thus, the excess paper is designed to absorb most of the sound given off from the motion and changes the pitch of the tone to a more subdued base note. Normally performed in public toilets where the walls separating the individual bowls are marginal; but also when a colleague/[family member] is know to be in close proximity.
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