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When you wank your dick so hard that when you finally squirt your sperm [everywhere] your so tired that you decide to take a [quick nap]. Make sure you clean yourself up before you take the nap or do it in a private area, [otherwise] someone may walk in and find you completely naked with a flaccid red dick and your stomach covered in sperm.
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