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Shorts worn under your pants, used when you're a cronic [masturbator] and need to wank off in a semi-public area. You may be alone but there is still risk of someone walking in. You really want to rub ur dick so instead of pulling your pants down which is unexplainable to someone who walks in on you, you wank with you pants on. The fap shorts are used to soak up your sperm and to not stain your pants which would be [embarrassing]. This way of wanking is useful as if someone walks in, you have a slight chance of passing it off as just being a guy and scratching urself. Unlike if ur sitting there, pants around your ankles, your hand clenching ur [throbbing] erection, nothing to hide that you are in fact jerking your erection off. The fap shorts are then removed when given the chance and disposed of, removing all evidence of your quick dispell of sperm.
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