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A sexual act in which you wait until your partner fully undresses then you sit down on the edge of the bed and convince them that your life is worthless [because you are] the worst off person in the world. Then you go sit [in the closet], cry, masturbate to a poster of Jeff Gordon while using your tears as lubricant, then attempt to [kill yourself] and fail. Repeat as necessary.
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