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A member of a clueless freshwater species known as the river kayaker who ventures out of his element and into [the lineup] thinking he or she can actually surf, with no concern for the hazard posed to real surfers by a huge [uncontrollable] boat and paddle. [Obviously] afraid of salt water, as indicated by presence of nose plug, helmet, and life vest.
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