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An abnormally enlarged vein mainly due to a persistent increase in venous pressure, occurring outside the anal sphincter and beneath the surface of the anal skin (external hemorrhoid).  The conditions onset is caused by countless hours playing [World of Warcraft], while taking few if any breaks.  Lack of exercise and proper diet increase the onset and intensity of the condition.

WoWrhoids an be treated using a topical analgesic in mild cases while severe or chronic WoWrhoids can require surgery to correct.

A team of scientists have recently discovered a simple cure for the disorder.  They recommend the afflicted cease all WoW related activities [immediately], go outside, and attempt to reassemble any social skills that they had previous to [World of Warcraft].  Not only does this vastly increase the speed of recovery, but upon obtaining a normal [social life] the chance of reoccurence is cut to almost nothing.*

Common side effects of treatment include a decreased risk for early onset of arthritis in the left hand and right index finger, increased class attendance, and a sharp decrease in WoW related jokes made at the afflicted's expense.

*It should be noted that while unlikely, relapse into WoW is possible, in which case the afflicted is most likely a lost cause.

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