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I don't have a fever, I'm not tired, no coughing, no vomiting... BUT I was driving home from work, and saw a very hot office-girl waiting for a bus in a tight pair of trousers, tight white top. As she was standing under her umberella and all I could think of was doing a sexy-time with her in the mud... Have I got Swine Flu? ------------------------- I'm worried... I haven't seen my brother since late [Saturday night] when he went home with a pig. ------------------------- [Doctor Doctor], I think I've got Swine Flu... No sir/madam you dont, you just have a sty [in your eye]!
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