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An insult to literature; the absolute worst book of the Twilight Saga

Summary:
-Bella (18 year old human) and Edward (108 year old vampire) get married.
-Bella and Edward have [vampire sex] and Bella ends up with bruises and feathers all over her body (Edward bit a pillow)
-Her eggo gets preggo (major plot hole- Edward is a vampire so his sperm is dead) with a demon child that sucks her blood and breaks her ribs, pelvis, and spine from the inside of her uterus.
-Edward gives Bella a C-section with his teeth. 
-They name the baby RENESMEE. poor kid. gonna get beat up in the school yard. :/
-Bella becomes a vampire and they have sex a bunch of times.
-Volturi want to kill Renesmee
-For 200 pgs, they fret and worry about how they're all gonna die
-They convince the Volturi Renesmee isn't a threat. That's right, no fight scene or anything.
-They live [happily ever after]. Even the title of the last chapter is titled "[Happily Ever After]"

I recommend this book to: airheads, morons, anyone who wants to spoon their eyes out

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