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This requires a condom to work properly and is best done on a girl that you will likely never see again/are not in a [relationship] with. You must carry out your preferred sex act with a woman, [ejaculating] in the condom. Save the condom until the girl falls asleep, and then pinch the open end of the condom closed. Hold it over her face and drop [individual] spots of semen on her face. This is sure to be a nasty surprise when she wakes up.
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