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A short, stocky man with a shaved head. Close to pensionable age but believes himself to be young and with-it. Drives a small [white van]. He thinks its cool to cook food outside with his drag-act "[girlfriend]", believing that sharing a [garlic bread] at a green plastic table is all that is required for a barbecue. Also known as Mr Boring, Mr Ugly and The Arsehole.
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