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Essentially a bicycle which has fallen apart and is no longer rideable, but due to desparation it is used regardless. Original meltdown was manned by Plodman. To qualify a bike as meltdown-esque, it must have at least 3 of [the following]: - Brake cables snapped/no break mechanism - No ability to shift gears - A wheel so buckled you could classify it as [voluptuous] - A warped and bent frame that is hardly able to support to weight of the rider - The name of the rider scrawled upon the frame in [permanent marker]
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