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sphincter grease /ˈsfɪŋktər - grees (n.): 1. The resulting oily residue as having been rendered from an abnormally abundant and unkempt [conglomeration] of "swass" (aka. ass sweat). -This advanced state of natural anal lubricant can typically be found on most hippies, [destination] vacation attendees, and hobos, and is commonly noted as the 2nd natural state of anal [condensation], the first being "swass" and the 3rd being "ass butter." Sublimation is possible in extreme cases, however highly unlikely as sphincter grease plays an integral role in springboarding swass into a semi petrolic, pre-gelatinous state necessary for the achievement of ass butter.
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