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Prefferably a girl/woman that will take care of you, rub your neck when you get off of work, [clean the house], and make supper 5 out of 7 days a week. Can also nag, bitch, and complain. Side effects of [having a girlfriend]: Subjected to violent mood swings, blue balled for one week every month, and made to feel inferior, because of our male peni (Peni being the Latin plural for penises). See also: [ball and chain]
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