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Turtle Boy refers to a statue in downtown Worcester, Ma of a boy either riding or "riding" a large sea turtle. According to the city of Worcester and those few souls left in this town with a degree of snobbishness, the boy is riding the turtle. According to anyone who passes by it and looks, the boy is fucking that turtle and the turtle is giving one hell of an "o-face!" Proponents of the riding theory point to the fact that the boy, while naked, has his penis hidden by the turtle. Proponents of the "riding" theory point to the fact that yes, the penis is hiden...in the [fucking turtle]. While the turtle is making an "O-face" the boy is smiling slyly and smacking the ass....er shell I guess. Strangely enough, the statue was made by the same guy who did [the Lincoln Memorial] in DC....which makes me think something is seriously sick about [the Lincoln Memorial] in DC.
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