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Vampires are characterized by the following attributes: 1. They are undead, meaning that they have died, but risen again as creatures with [tremendous] strength, but also a weakness to various things, including garlic, sunlight, and crucifixes. 2. They are consistently extremely malicious, and seek out humans for one or more of the following purposes: to kill and eat, to use as cattle that they consistently drain small amounts of blood from, and/or to turn into more vampires. 3. A vampire has no conscience. Vampires may recognize people that they knew while alive, but they have no emotional response [associated] with this recognition, other than bloodlust. Also, some kids dress up as vampires and refer to themselves as "vampires..." but actually they are just human [high schoolers] with too little homework.
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