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The term ‘Priory’ was first coined back in 1934 back when France used to expel the lowliest, most deformed and grotesque males from their smelly French villages. These often pre-pubescent boys would then congregate in what was known as a ‘Priory’. Because all the feeble attempts by citizens of Priory to woo members of the [opposite sex] failed miserably, they resorted to anal [experimentation]. At some point after 1934 these butt pirates decided that they would relocate to St. Louis but keep their French traditions of loosing to any opponent and never [taking a shower]. As a result many native St. Louis-ins are currently under the impression that Priory is just a gigantic plot of government land set aside as a sanctuary for monkeys who have learned to wear pink polo shirts.
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