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Jireh Monimus Sivilus Swift (1500-1501) -A strange occurrence of the Renaissance in which a baby with the name above was born without fingernails, a butthole, or a suitable bladder for the human body. Born on the Marxic Equinox, the baby was thought to be "a weenie of Satan," which would today translate to "work of the Devil." This abomination of mammals was feasted upon by England's inhabitants to gain "supernatural powers," but ended up only passing down his devilish [characteristics]. In modern times, [historians] have found evidence that Jireh Monimus Sivilus Swift was actually a large potato that happened to be in a uterus, and was [obviously] mistaken for a child. This is how the term, "potato eater" was coined for poor peasants throughout history.
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