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When you notice that your family has an uncooked salami in the fridge, and you have a hankerin’ for a big [piece of meat]. You insert said sausage into the [vaginal orifice] and pleasure yourself. About a week later, when you notice you have an infection, you tell your parents that the sausage they ate for dinner a few nights earlier was in fact the same sausage which you used for your [masturbation] needs.
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