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When a woman, usually below the age of sixty, has to fart really bad. But, due to her high level of [sophistication] and manners, she shoves her thumb in her ass, and covers her mouth. But the gas has to come out somewhere. So, to ease what could become a terrible [stomach ache], she lets loose, and burps out of her pussy. When said burp is released, from the [vaginal cavity], it makes a sound that is louder than four jet engines, and reeks of week old queef. So ladies, please, when you have to fart, please refrain from shoving objects in your ass.
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