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A metric to [determine] if a woman is [wifey material]. A female that has had sex with a lot of men has high (and/or heavy) crotch mileage. The same way a used vehicle with a lots of mileage may have a lower [blue book] value; females with high (and/or heavy) crotch mileage are less desirable.
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