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1. n. The practice of sending your non-functional [electronics] to the afterlife. Honorable dead [electronics] can go to Valhalla if sent properly. In order to send your honorable dead to Valhalla, you must: 1.) place dead [electronics] in a boat 2.) set the boat on fire 3.) let it drift out on a body of water. The higher the esteem for your dead device, the more peripherals and accessories you include in the boat so that it may have the same status, functionality, esteem and quality of life in the afterlife. Besides, manufacturers usually don't make the same connectors on different devices. Just like Wall St., the real skill in this practice is to avoid a criminal record. Fire fighters and police officers are usually unfamiliar with this practice and will treat it with extreme skepticism or prejudice.
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