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A walking biological hazard. A veritable incubator for an array of sexually-transmitted infections. Marked by an apparently deteriorated central nervous system, resulting in impulsive behavior and [significantly] retarded decision-making abilities. [Sorostitutes] can be easily identified by their characteristically orange hue and fledgling melanomas/basal cell carcinomas. The facial features of [sorostitutes] are unclear; [even] after months of careful field research, I haven't encountered one which had a face that was not obscured by quintuple coatings of Whore Dust. Sorostitutes are normally clad in spandex leggings to accentuate their well-toned upper legs and gluteal muscles; these are well-deserved. This muscle tone is the result of literally days spent with their legs wrapped around males wearing hair gel. If you are foolish enough to come in contact with a sorostitute's genitalia, immediate cauterization of all affected limbs is the most sensible mode of discourse.
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