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fever of the anus gland is one of the up most dangerous diseases in existence. think of hiroshima of the anus. times 10, the subtract 5 and add 39. thats how bad it is. there is no known cure, but someday, some blissfull and painless day, there will be. there are 5 symptoms: 1) uncontrollable laughter 2) pooping a little in your pants 3) face aches 4) people thinking your dilerious 5)... the unspeakable, think vietnam and world war two all rolled up in a brown explosion of sweetcorn and bloody dingleberries. then death. HITLER named the BLITZ after this illness, as blitz rhymes with the shits, a common name for this condition.
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