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The worship of toasters, and other machines that bring forth the Toast. Founded in 2008, Metallocrustomachinaism was created a way to worship a [revolutionary] new god. The story goes as follows: In the beginning, there was nothing but the Toaster, which was forever waiting to release its bread, thus creating [the Universe]. Finally, there was a sign. The lever on the Toaster began to rise. After one moon, the toaster rose up, and its bread was released. The Toast was shot into space, and upon this plane [everything] was created. To learn more about Metallocrustomachinaism, email ourtoast@gmail.com
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