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Being stoned is a term overused and misunderstood in the smoking (bud) 
community.   Being stoned is not a difficult task, but it cost about 40 
dollars(around here things are expensive) and a nice hitting glass bong.Pack 
this bowl pretty good. I personally have only been stoned once, but it was so 
worthwhile 
that I wanted to write a definition. Anyway, being stoned feels like you have 
[everything] in your body weighted down by stones. (so stoned)Its incredibly 
pleasurable just sit and stare blankly into space. You can hear people talking 
in the background but its just a distant hum. Food tastes absolutely fantastic. 
Moving, even though it is hard, feels so incredibly amazing. I was talking to my

friend, and was at the point of slight room-changing. I kept on imagining my 
friend was [George Bush]. That was odd. At it was a little like [teletubbies] land 
but then i would refocus my eyes and it would become real again. And i was so 
stoned that I didn't realize that the tv show i was watching was in Spanish. I 
took about 7 big bong rips out of my friends 3 footer. I was rendered pretty 
useless, so I wouldn't recommend getting stoned and then driving.

So go out there, go get stoned, and [respect] [the good green] herb :)

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