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This sexual technique is a [bastardization] of the traditional Somalian [Lobster Slap]. During [intercourse], one partner grabs a lobster that had been previously concealed somewhere close by and slaps the other person/persons across the face with it. This technique usually does NOT result in an orgasm for anyone but the lobster. Rubber bands on the claws are optional.
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