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The greatest sport in the world, played almost exclusively in America.  WAY better and more difficult to play than soccer.

Yeah, in football you wear pads, but if you didn't, you would get seriously injured and possibly killed, especially at the NFL level.  Yeah, you get breaks in between plays, but it's like running sprints.  One or two sprints won't get you tired, but after an hour of it, you're exhausted.  Same with football.

To have a good [football team], you need a diverse range of players with different skills.  You need a good leader who can throw the football well, a strong, fast player who can absorb hits every play without fumbling the ball, a few fast athletic players who can catch the ball and not drop it after getting leveled by a safety or linebacker, and five big guys to fight [in the trenches] and block every play and are the most important part of your [offense].

And that's just the offense.  So for all of you faggots who think that soccer is harder or takes more skill than football and all you need to do to be a football player is throw a football, man up and try playing a real sport, AMERICA's sport, [American Football].  You wouldn't last 5 seconds against a good team.

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